An Ode to Spallelli

An Ode to Spallelli
(sung to "Milli" by Lil' Wayne)
written by Whitney & Jenn

I film everywhere. I'll film you if you pay your share.
Makes the payments on my crazy looking hair.
I gots my own style and I gots my own flair.
I'm a bad ass director with some tricks up my sleeve.
I hop on the bus and ya take me for a ride.
Let's see what happens cause it works all the time.
Just sign the contract so that I can make the dolla,
Cause I got the power. I get paid by the hour.
It's Boston, Houston, LA, NYC so stoppin'!
We got whores on the bus. All night long bottles poppin'!
Boy band? Ha Ha Ha
They got fans like no other.
They coming out the wordwork. Lots of bills they be droppin'.
At arenas, at hotels, behind the bus. They're non-stoppin'.
They're loyal to the boys like Han Solo and Chewbacca.

(Mother fucker I'm real)

Banana's are here, banana's are there.
If I make it like I want it, I'll win Director of the Year.
I shout real loud and try to scare.
I sound like a beach bum. Oh yes! It's all in fun!
Oscar? I might win one!
We've got whores on the bus and they're dancin' on the pole.
"Spinal Tap" is my vision. New Kids have filled their roles.
They got more class than J-Lo has ass.
Droppin' "The Block" faster than Diddy drops the cash.
Hotter than the average middle aged man.
After 14 years they came back for the fans.
Spallelli better watch out cause Priscillas on your tail!
The documentary she's making will only make yours fail!!!